You got in. It's gonna happen. Oh, shit! The templates. Why so many? Why so needy? Ok. Let's go with the minimal one. The simple one. The I'm not a paint and brush artist one. Or even an artist. I am just a writer. A poor, simple writer one. Pass. Pass. Pass. Wait... Pass. Found it! That's it. This is it. Let the words flo... What? Do I have to pick an image for the header? Sigh. What do you have? You gotta have a library for lazy people, come on. You do! You do. Wow! Look at all of these categories, fff..ck. Why not just black or white? Faded images, nature, cities, work, lifestyle, coffee... hipster's trousers patterns? Fuck this. I'll pick the right image later. No you won't. Maybe I'll take a picture myself. No I won't. Let's go with the people can read the text one. Perfect.